Well, why not make good ol’ Jesus of Nazareth your iPhone wallpaper? Just download this image in its full 320×480 beloved glory and save it to your photo sync folder so you can select it as your wallpaper. Next time you turn on your phone you’ll be able to “slide” Jesus’ belly to unlock your phone and say a few prayers that EDGE is having a good day.
Praise the iPhone.
P.S. After posting this I found another wallpaper featuring Steve Jobs as Jesus. Go get Jesus Jobs while you are spreading the good word of the Lord (ahem, Jobs)!